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The New Russian is often a violent criminal or at least speaks criminal argot, with a number of neologisms (or common words with skewed meaning) typical among New Russians.In a way, these anecdotes are a continuation of the Soviet-era series about Georgians, who were then depicted as extremely wealthy.Usually two-liners spoofing the solemn style of the original TV voice-overs, the plot is resolved in grotesque plays on words or in parodies of the trains of thought and narrow escapes of the "original" Stierlitz.Poruchik (First Lieutenant) Dmitry Rzhevsky is a cavalry (Hussar) officer, a straightforward, unsophisticated, and immensely rude military type whose rank and standing nevertheless gain him entrance into high society.This article discusses Russian joke subjects that are particular to Russian or Soviet culture.A major subcategory is Russian political jokes, which are discussed in a separate article.The most common topics are the war with the monarchist White Army, Chapayev's futile attempts to enroll into the Frunze Military Academy, and the circumstances of Chapayev's death (officially, he was gunned down by the Whites while attempting to flee across the Ural River after a lost battle).

Occasionally the jokes also include other characters – Mrs Hudson, the landlady of Holmes's residence on Baker Street; or Sir Henry and his butler Barrymore from The Hound of the Baskervilles; or the detective's nemesis Professor Moriarty.In the aristocratic setting of high-society formal balls, and 19th-century social sophistication with widespread use of the French language, Rzhevsky, famous for brisk but usually unintelligent remarks, keeps puncturing the decorum with his vulgarities.In the jokes, he is often seen interacting with characters from the novel War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.Surprising effects are achieved by an endless variety of plot twists.Russian jokes treat topics found everywhere in the world, including sex, politics, spousal relations, or mothers-in-law.

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