Dating stories gone wrong
When he asked if she fancied going to supper, she agreed.
How will the story stack up against the greatest films about business?The worst ones leave you seriously thinking, “Renouncing all my worldly possessions and becoming a celibate monk who wears a hair shirt doesn’t sound so bad!” But for those of us who are too lazy for asceticism, making the most of a bad situation helps, and the value of a cringe-worthy story is a great payoff. That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood.When I first read this holy grail of dating advice, I knew that only a rogue Neanderthal or troll among the e Harmony dating clientele could ever possibly find it useful. Even worse, many of us have been known to become trolls ourselves; suddenly growing 10 foot and dribbling angrily over tables in an act of dating panic. At university I had been in a play with a boy who, night after night, was HILARIOUS on stage.When the production ended and we all went out to celebrate, I cornered said boy in a club and gave him a good snog. and my family and sometimes go to Cornwall for our summer holidays…" "I’m so sorry.