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I'm feeling sexy.)Mark: Yeah, alright Leyton was a bit of a paedo. Although it was fifty-fifty which way she'd be looking - might need a bit more to start believing.)Mark: (This is possibly the most exciting thing that has happended to anyone ever. Is she just innocently waggling her bum around and I'm getting illegal benefit? You can't do a sexual assault if you stay still like a statue.

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Mark: (I've got to take Jeremy's advice more often: I'm out on a date with a teenage goth, smoking pot in the Lazerbowl toilets... I mean, at least Tony Adams from the IRA, he's like "Yeah, I shoot people, I like shooting people! I'm probably exactly the kind of person who could end up doing something like that.)Jez: (Jesus, Mark's such a honky. He lives with me and he eats ready meals and we play 'Guess the Revels' and watch Men In Black on our massive telly and we have a fucking. You're on the edge now and you need to pick the right way. [Holds up a tissue box] People are going to think we spend the whole time wanking. This is the sort of thing people do when they're having a good time.)Jez: What I mean is that they should be more honest. But that's so fraught with potential problems.)Mark: (Yeah, you won't be so cocky Jeff, when I come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition. But can't we take the best of that--the nice music, the colors, the I Have A Dream, et cetera--but not have to face the ... Jez: He's not a mature student, he's been a loan manager for the last five years. Light, not slimey, ohhh can't retract the wink...unless...[winks a few times]) See you (Brilliant - the twitching freak, works every time)Mark: It was good to see you in Gino's. Next time I have acupuncture, I'll get someone else to do it for me. God she's probably getting wet just looking at me.) Hold your horses honey, I've got coupons for the Pringles. A proper girlfriend reading a best-seller about child-abuse. I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.)Super Hans: Listen love, just a little tip alright? (Nine months and thirteen days.) I mean look at us! What I really need is a good, long look at another man's bollocks. I'm definitely king of the hippie jungle.)Mark: Look, Jez, what I'm trying to say is, for better or worse, the sixties happened and now sex is fine. My mate and your woman have just gone off to fuck each other. Go and make a tent in the living room and eat Dairylea? Listen I'm just going to go over to my stupid friend and grrr, give her a good shake, but if you ever want to call me about anything then I'm in the book, Mark Corrigan (Too formal, lighten things up [winks at her]. ) Yeah so sorry if I was acting a bit weird, I guess I just wanted to see if you might want to hang out sometime? Yeah, that's right honey, I'm a street fighting man. I could do the music.)Mark: [Putting on socks.] (I wonder what kind of socks Sophie wears. Makes a man look scary – like a chicken.) [Jeremy walks by, wearing only socks.] (He just does not give one solitary shit.)Mark (A bloody swastika! She's definitely the most boring person here.) [Looks at group of people] (I mean, they look great, they're probably talking about how they're going to make a real life porn movie with a proper story and everything... Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that’s the rule. ) [Bangs his head twice against wall]Mark: Listen, Jeremy, you don't seem to understand. Maybe somewhere you can earn a living sitting around, drinking margaritas through a curly plastic straw, but in this world, you've got to turn up, log on and grind out. because he's a crackhead and he does that sort of thing all the time.

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